This item inspired me to start a whole new series of blog posts: “Stuff Nobody Needs.” Here’s our first entry. Sadly, I’m sure it won’t be the last.
Nine bucks for an item with features that are fully redundant with many other implements you already own. And then they show jelly being spread RIGHT ON the peanut butter, not even on the other piece of bread! What if you want more jelly? Now you’ve adulterated the jelly side of your special spreader! Guess you’ll have to get out a plain old silver knife, or fork, or spoon, or Taco Bell plastic spork, or spatula handle, or hairbrush handle, or 12″ ruler to correct your jelly shortage.
I’m a touch OCD but this makes me want to dig out both the PB and the J with my fingers, just to recalibrate the ridiculousness represented here.